April 22, 2016 | Funny Bits

Introducing the Dildo Drone and the Dildo Selfie Stick

Okay, these are not real things ... but we know some of you out there wish you could get your horny hands on them!

The spoof ads were created by Michael Krivicka.

"When I made the Dildo Selfie Stick, I received numerous requests/proposals to mass produce it," he said. "Those were mainly sex shops in different countries as well as individuals interested in getting one for Christmas. I just posted the Dildo Drone on YouTube, so it's too early to tell, but I wouldn't be surprised to get requests here as well."