December 17, 2015 | Funny Bits

Spreading some Christmas cheer

It's just a week before Christmas Eve, so we thought we'd try to help get some of you humbugs into the spirit of the season. If these pictures don't do it, then nothing will.

It's not only the stockings that are hung at Christmas ...

Brad wasn't into baseball, but he had other ideas for his Christmas gift.

We suddenly have a craving for candy canes!

He's hoping Santa will stuff something else this year!

So this is what the Elf on the Shelf does the other 11 months.

Instead of coal, Santa now gives spankings to all the bad boys out there.

Elf on the Shelf? How about an elf in a sling?

"Now Buttboy! Now CockSucker! Now Vixen and GymBunny! On, Ralph!  No, everyone on Ralph!"