October 5, 2013 | Funny Bits

Drug dealer caught with extra penis

Kyle M. McBride, 19, thought he was such a clever boy when he allegedly stored the drugs he was dealing in a rubber cock which he kept in his pants.

He was caught during what cops suspected was a late night drug deal. Initially they discovered 1.5 grams of MDMA - the hallucinogenic drug known as Molly - in one pocket and another 11 grams in another.

But during the search, his penis fell out of his pants. Upon closer inspection it was a fake, rubber cock filled with 36 more doses of MDMA. (Talk about the ultimate party favor.) 

The Massachusetts lad now faces up to10 years in prison and up to $25,000 in fines.

He used to just keep the drugs loose in his underwear. The switch to a rubber cock only came after clients complained that McBride's merchandise always seemed a little tainted and smelled of ball sweat.

Alleged Drug Dealer Caught with His Pants Down [YNot]