May 29, 2013 | Funny Bits

Man uses naked pic to sell keyboard

If you want to sell something online, you need to be creative to catch a potential buyer's attention.

With that in mind, a musician in San Antonio posted a picture of himself and the Bord Lead keyboard he was trying to sell on Craigslist. The twist: he was naked in the pic. (Making one wonder: is he selling his synthesizer or his organ?)

I'm not sure if the thought of his rocker cock sweating on the back of the keyboard is really going to attract many buyers (unless, of course, it comes with some sanitary wipes), but I certainly give him credit for trying.

Still, had he been a naked Ryan Gosling and promised not to clean the instrument before he sent it to me, he might have made a sale!