December 2, 2009 | Funny Bits

Ho, Ho, Oh! BananaGuide's Sexy Santa contest

Okay, Christmas is coming - whether you're ready or not! - and we thought it was the perfect time for a contest.

We are challenging you to take a picture of yourself as a super-sexy Santa. Naked or not, just show how naughty, or nice, Santa can really be. Props are encouraged, but Santa-on-Rudolph action is strictly prohibited! (We really don't have the elfpower to take on PETA.) Remember, any picture you submit may be published on BananaGuide.

The prize? How about two-minutes under the mistletoe with Frosty? Oh all right, let's make it a $200 gift certificate from gay sex emporium Boyz Shop, which you can use for an online purchase of sexy underthings, toys, DVDs or anything else your naughty little heart desires.  Runners up will receive a one-month pass to one of the gay membership sites we've reviewed.

But what is to stop someone from sending us a picture they found on the Net? We think we've found a way. In addition to your entry photo you MUST also submit a second photo of you holding a sign that says "BananaGuide."

So get snappin' folks! Deadline for entries is December 15 and the winner will be announced the next day. Just follow the link below to upload your pics!