September 14, 2008 | Funny Bits

Fluffers needed for giant penis

The Cerne Abbas Giant needs a little help. Seems the massive image, complete with its world famous erect penis, is fading away and volunteers are being sought to help re-chalk it.

Also known as the Rude Man, the figure is located on a hillside near Dorset, England and likely dates back to the 1600s. He stands an impressive 80 ft high.

Over time vegetation and moss have started to cover the image, and the chalk lines are fading. So between September 13 and 20 volunteers will get the chance to update the outline.

Rob Rhodes, National Trust head warden for west Dorset, said: "How many ancient monuments around Britain do people get the chance to help maintain? The giant is on a par with St Paul's Cathedral and Stonehenge."

We'll help; we've been told we're very good with oversized cocks.