September 4, 2008 | Hotties

The perfect son-in-law

18-year-old Levi Johnston seems like every mother-cum-Republican VP nominee's dream come true. He's the high school hockey star who got Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter pregnant (condoms don't look so bad now, do they Mrs Palin?).

And what a fine young man he is. On his MySpace page -- recently and conveniently removed from prying eyes -- he proudly declared himself a "fuckin' redneck." Some of his hobbies:  "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’."

But "ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass," he warned. Did he mean kiss ass?

Levi also claims that he doesn't want kids, but now it turns out he's going to marry Palin's daughter and make an honest woman of her. Did someone say "shotgun"?

Some might consider Levi hot,  even if he is (or because he is) a little rough around the edges.