Hotties

The things supposedly straight men get up to when we're not looking ...

If all the guys in Auckland, New Zealand, are as hot as their countryman David then someone needs to book us a plane ticket ASAP!

Graduates of San Francisco's Clown Conservatory Class of 2008 are taking it all off (except for face make-up) for the 2009 Naked Clown Calendar. They are hoping to raise money in honor of a mentor struck by the debilitating disease multiple sclerosis (MS).

"Our goal was to create this sort of craziness in your mind," says Chad Benjamin Potter, the lead clown on the project. "When you think of clowns you think of costumes and makeup and hair. When you think naked clowns, that's something else entirely."

"But of course we wanted to do something that everyone can enjoy," Potter added.

Sales of the calendar will help raise money for the Judy Finelli Fund, a non-profit organization set up through the Circus Center. The fund works with the MS Foundation of Florida to do advocacy and research. It also will provide scholarships to people with MS who want to do circus arts

"It's done with a smile, it's done with a wink-wink-nudge-nudge kind of thing," Finelli says. "I'm grateful they put me on the back of the calendar, but I'm also grateful they didn't ask me to strip!"

And you thought clowns were scary before!

In Britain he's better known as Tornado on "UK Gladiator," but we're hoping David McIntosh will make an appearance in our house, er, on this side of the ocean. He's simply too stunning to be kept in one part of the world.

David's body has been a work in progress for a very long time. He was a Royal Marines Commando since the age of 16, and has seen war close-up in Afghanistan, Northern Ireland, Somalia and the Gulf. You have to be in good shape to survive all that.

David  made his way on to the popular TV show after cruising the web. "Basically I was looking on the internet, saw it advertised and my girlfriend at the time put me up for it. I got called up, I thought it was a joke at first. ... I went for the Gladiator trials, not thinking I’d get anything but thought I might as well do it. And here I am, Gladiator!"

And unlike some model-types, this boy ain't no homophobe. He showed up at Manchester Pride wanting to impress the boys with his jaw-dropping physique.

"Gay Pride was good fun. And I’ve been nagging my agent for ages to get me in some gay magazines."

Pics? Yes please ...

Ever wonder why elevator buttons are so sticky?

What we wouldn't do to wrestle with that, er, him!

18-year-old Levi Johnston seems like every mother-cum-Republican VP nominee's dream come true. He's the high school hockey star who got Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter pregnant (condoms don't look so bad now, do they Mrs Palin?).

And what a fine young man he is. On his MySpace page -- recently and conveniently removed from prying eyes -- he proudly declared himself a "fuckin' redneck." Some of his hobbies:  "I live to play hockey. I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin’ chillin’."

But "ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass," he warned. Did he mean kiss ass?

Levi also claims that he doesn't want kids, but now it turns out he's going to marry Palin's daughter and make an honest woman of her. Did someone say "shotgun"?

Some might consider Levi hot,  even if he is (or because he is) a little rough around the edges.

Don't get too close or you'll poke an eye out ...

Justin Gaston was born August 12, 1988, in Louisiana. Obviously his parents did something right because Gaston turned out to be one of the hottest new models we've seen in a long time.

And lucky for us he's been given numerous underwear gigs including 2Xist and International Jock. He's even been a muse for world renowned photographer Bruce Weber. Not bad for a 19-year-old.

But Justin wants to be more than just another pretty face. He's hoping for a career in country music, appearing on CMT's 'Nashville Star' (think 'American Idol' with a twang). We saw him perform. We think he should stick to his day job.

Judge for yourself after the jump ...

He missed out on a medal in the Beijing Olympics, but South African Ryk Neethling is still a golden boy in our eyes.

The 30-year-old swimmer shouldn't feel too discouraged. He currently holds the South African record in the 200 m, 400 m, 800 m and 1500 m freestyle events, and is the joint holder of the 4x100 m freestyle relay world record.

Oh, and he also took home gold medal in the 4 x 100 m freestyle relay at the 2004 Summer Olympics.

See why we like him so much after the jump ...

For all you athletic supporters, the long wait for the 2008 Olympics is over. And for those of you not really into sports, at least you'll get day-to-day coverage of built men in tight clothing - or next to no clothing. And yes, we are praying for a flurry of  wardrobe malfunctions.

So in honor of this great day we thought we'd gather together a few pics of hot Olympians, past and present. And we'll be sharing others over the next few weeks to help promote our love for bulges, er, sportsmanship.

Check out some great pics after the jump!

You can find him on XTube as matuatama and believe us when we say he isn't shy. Unlike most of the men on the site he doesn't just play with himself on camera, he takes it to a whole new level by working his meat in public places. He has videos in the office, at the gym and even a quickie at the beach. And he certainly knows how to make a daily commute more interesting ...