May 29, 2008 | Funny Bits

The case of the chocolate penis

A 28-year-old man in Gothenburg, Sweden, likes sweets so much that he stole a chocolate penis from a condom shop last November. He was at the store with his fiancé and shoved the penis, along with a Playboy bunny, into his pocket before quickly leaving the store.

"I lost my head. I even had money with me. I don’t know why I took the stuff," he told a Swedish newspaper.

The thief was caught with the chocolate cock hanging out of his back pocket, although he denied stealing the bunny. This little lie turned a misdeamenour (punishable by a fine) into a full court case. He is now facing a trial where he will have to explain to a judge why he couldn't keep his hands off the delicious dick.

He claims he did it for his gal. Just what every woman needs: melted chocolate stuck to the ass of a man's jeans and a stolen Playboy bunny. How incredibly romantic.