March 31, 2008 | Hotties

Real men wear kilts

The kilt is more than a skirt for men; it's the traditional garment of Gaelic culture. It was worn by warriors. It denoted Celtic and clan pride.  It gave boys easy access to each other's willies. What's not to love!

But there is one question that the pro-pant wearing American public always seems to ask: what does one wear under the kilt?

Ask a Scot and the responses may vary from "my Scottish pride" to "nothing is worn, everything is in perfect working order." The more cheeky Celt will reply with a "how warm are your hands?" and a wink.

Of course, if we ever wore one our reply would have to be: "String -- I had to tie it up so it didn’t hang below the hemline."

What you're really wondering is if underwear can be worn. It is permitted, but that doesn't make it right... 

This photograph was taken on April 24, 1997, in Hong Kong. The ass belongs to Lance Corporal Lee Wotherspoon of the Black Watch (RHR). He was reprimanded when this picture went public; no, not for forgetting his Ginch Gonch undies, but because his socks were not level.

Besides, who wants to sneak a peak between a kilted man's legs and see boxer shorts? Total let down, let us assure you!

Proof that kilts are hot!

Do you feel a draft?

Making a quick deposit.

"You might want to watch out for squirrels..."