December 18, 2007 | Funny Bits

Dangers of peeing in public

How many times have we told you guys not to put your penis through a hole in a strange fence when you urinate? You just never know what's on the other side, but it's seldom a set of soft lips and a deep throat.

Recently, a German man had been drinking at a streetside wine vendor when nature called. He slipped off and found a fence with an inviting hole, stuck his dick through, and started to relieve himself. On the other side was a playful pup who mistook the man's sausage for a toy and bit it.

The man was rushed to the hospital and treated for lacerations, but was otherwise unhurt.

"It's undoubtedly sore now, but luckily it should still be useful to him in the future,'' a doctor told German language news agency, DPA.

Brings new meaning to "give the dog a bone..."