November 26, 2007 | Funny Bits

Auto-erotic in Edmonton

We've never been that big on cars. We're not anti-car, we just couldn't tell you the difference between a sedan and a, uhm, other variety of car. It's just not something we obsess over.

The same cannot be said for Sandy Wong, an Alberta man who has been charged with indecent exposure after he was caught masturbating on the roof of a $50,000 BMW on display at the Home and Garden Show in Edmonton.

At first Wong hopped onto the top of the car and sat there, but before long he had dropped his sweatpants and was working his gear shift. With reports that the cleanup crew had to wash the car down, we assume he made it to the finish line before security was able to detain him for the police.

Wong is also into 1967 Camaros and 1955 Chevy Bel Airs, and had once been arrested outside a Boston Pizza for molesting a Mini Cooper by rubbing his cock on the hood of the little car. We assume it wasn't winter at the time. 

What's this world coming to when even our automobiles aren't safe from sexual predators? Next on Dateline...