October 30, 2007 | Funny Bits

Australia's "smallest" loser?

Sydney, Australia music teacher Andrew Quah, 21, has learned a valuable lesson: don't take nude pics of yourself if you ever plan to run for office. Especially if you're with the Christian-values Family First Party.

After his naughty pictures started to appear on gay websites, Quah took full responsibility for embarrassing his party. Well, sort of. "I might have been drunk off my face, or my political enemies might have drugged me," he claimed. "It was a mistake that I would not have committed had I been of right mind. All I know, I have been humiliated."

Worse, he feels the images are a gross misrepresentation of who he really is. "That's not my penis," Quah told the Sydney Morning Herald, arguing it was digitally altered to look smaller.

Not surprisingly, he has been asked to leave the party. "He denied uploading the photos, but he also admitted that he personally used pornography, so his views are at odds with the values of the party," said spokeswoman Felicity de Fombelle.

Smart decision. We all know that voters will often choose the biggest prick.