October 28, 2007 | Funny Bits

The size of a man's...

How do you properly measure a man's penis? It's a question that has haunted scientists and frat boys the world over. With so many guys obsessed with their T.P.S. (true penis size), one industrious inventor has finally created a device to bring clarity to the whole debate.

As the men at Final Say claim, "You’ve done it, your father's done it, and your grandpa did it too, but none of them knew how to do it right, and a lot of them ended up cheating to bump up their results. In a world where starting your measurement from your asshole has proven to be an acceptable method, it's time now to bring this age old debate to a close."

Sure, the “phallumeasure” is not much more than a 9 inch long plastic cylinder, but it does promise to be “the most accurate way to measure your penis!” And at $14.95, it's a bargain if this kind of thing keeps you awake at night.

Now all they have to do is get the device accepted by the International Standards Organization!