October 7, 2007 | Funny Bits

Gay peacock screws Lexus

Sir Benjamin Slade, a British aristocrat, has been warning visitors to his country manor in England about his peculiar peacock. Apparently the bird is a bit of a 'mo. No, he doesn't lust after male guests, but he does have a thing for "peacock blue" luxury cars.

"It started when he fell in love with this Lexus, which was in a very distinct peacock blue and looked like another peacock boy," Slade said. "He couldn't control his urges and tried to shag it. ... The insurers, Lloyd's of London, are not very happy about it. They've had claims for all sorts of things like lions biting people, but never have they heard of a peacock sexually attacking a car before."

It seems fitting the peacock would be named after a bisexual Welsh politician, Ron Davies... not that Davies, the person, has ever been caught publicly screwing an automobile. Well, at least we hope not. But you know politicians!