October 2, 2007 | Funny Bits

David Nugent's soccer balls

Next time you're thinking of sharing your naked pic with someone, you may want to reconsider. Well, at least if you're famous.

22-year-old English soccer player David Nugent found this out the hard way. After a 19-year-old girl failed to return his phone calls, he did what any proud man would do: he sent her a picture of himself naked. However, instead of returning his message with endless praise and the promise of a late night rendezvous, the girl forwarded the image to her friends.

As one of her pals said, "He’s not exactly massive in that department, so God only knows what he thought he was going to achieve."

Pictures may be worth a thousand words, but you never want three of those words to be "awwww, that's it?"