August 19, 2007 | Funny Bits

News bitch ...

Naked sunbather, 63, faces prison after years of flashing neighbors
Richard Staufer's excuse: he just keeps "forgetting" his clothes. Oopsie, is my wee, wrinkled willy hanging out again? Silly me.

Britain's love affair with streakers
Sunbathing nude is a no-no. But running around with your naughty bits flopping about so fast they look like they're waving at passersby? Consider it British for "hello."

Man arrested for having big muscles
In Sweden bulging biceps can get you hauled in to the cop shop for a urine test. Muscle Majas beware!