July 3, 2007 | Funny Bits

The virgin isle

The Japan Cherry Boy Association, a group of male virgins from their teens to their forties, represents a growing population in the Asian country -- the sexually inactive male. These men want sex, but just aren't having much luck getting it.

So the Association was formed, allowing men to discuss their experiences -- or lack thereof -- with one another, while offering suggestions for finding, or living without, sex.

The solutions?

One 30-year-old member bought female hormones to repress his sexual urges. "Without lust, I'm doing much better with work and with women than I ever have." And he really doesn't mind the new boobs.

Or there's yoga. "I've been going to yoga classes for ages and can finally get my body flexible enough to move however I want it to," another member offered. "Just the other day, I finally achieved my dream of giving myself fellatio." Where do we sign up?

Of course, we're surprised a third option hasn't been considered. A room full of horny men? Come on, guys... use your imagination and give a friend a hand.

• Brothers doing it for themselves at the Japan Cherry Boy Association [Daily News]