April 25, 2007 | Funny Bits

Rita Hayworth's bad boy grandson

- by Mark Kliem (Lavender Lounge)
In 1949, Rita Hayworth (star of "Gilda", "Lady From Shanghai", "Pal Joey" and ex-wife of Orson Welles) married Prince Aly Khan, a wealthy international playboy. They had one daughter, Princess Yasmin Aga Khan. In 1985 Princess Yasmin married wealthy shipping heir Basil Embiricos, and they had a son named Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos. So here's the dirt: Rita Hayworth's grandson, Andrew, is now 21, gay, living in New York and according to the New York Daily News, he's been posting videos of himself on Xtube - jerking off and having bareback sex.

Okay, so Andrew Embiricos now joins the elite group of gay offspring of celebrities like Chastity Bono (Sonny and Cher), Jason Gould (Barbra Streisand and Elliott Gould), and Cheryl Crane (Lana Turner). But the best part is not just that he's a little gay slut, but his lineage means that Andrew, or "Andrew Sauston" as he calls himself on Xtube, is a direct descendant of the Prophet Muhammed!

Andrew's older step brother, Aga Khan IV, is currently the head of the Ismaili Muslims, a sect of the Shia Muslims. As Wikipedia says, "The titles of prince and princess, which are claimed by children of the Aga Khan by virtue of their descent from Shah Fath Ali Shah of the Persian Qajar dynasty, were recognized as courtesy titles by the British government in 1938." Whether Andrew also holds the title of Prince is unknown, but why be a prince when you can be a big queen!

His MySpace page and Xtube page will probably disappear soon, so I grabbed what I could. His turn-ons: "Pig here. Clearly, I love PISS. Other turn ons: uncut cock, dirty dick, role play, sports kit, bb, spit, kissing, flip fucking, porn, soft dick, Whitney Houston, and a hell of a lot more."

Being the descendant of a prophet makes some of Grandma Rita Hayworth's movie titles even more, um, prophetic: "Wrath of God", "Renegade Ranger", "Fire Down Below", "Girls Can Play", "Please Don't Tell", "The Story On Page One".

I think it's great that he's openly gay and sex-positive, although I'm a little disappointed about the bareback stuff. I'm expecting someone from the family to make him shut down the pages, but from his blog entries, he's obviously in his rebellious "fuck everybody!" phase (we all go through it...)

• Excellent Photo Gallery of Rita Hayworth 
• Andrew Ali Aga Khan Embiricos MySpace page and Xtube page