April 4, 2007 | Funny Bits

Panda porn panned

Previously we told you about zoos in Asia that sometimes show their pandas sex videos to get them in the mood for love. But this week Thailand's Chiang Mai Zoo reported that it had to resort to artificially inseminating a female after their resident panda couple gave the bear porn two "paws down."  So why doesn't bear erotica work every time? Our guess is that pandas are so darned cute some of them have just got to be gay!

• Bear porn leaves pandas cold [IOL.co.za]