March 3, 2007 | Funny Bits

News bitch ...

Male sweat turns women on: study
Er, they didn’t already know that sweat is horny-making? Time for these scientists to wake up and smell the jock straps!

11^th circuit keeps Alabama safe from sex toys
You still can’t buy a dildoe in Alabama (although you’re allowed to own one). The powers that be in this state needs to loosen up -- their moral judgements and their butt holes.

Peep shows are theatre, rules Dutch judge
Only in the Netherlands would a jerk-off parlor qualify for a tax refund aimed at live theaters. God bless the Dutch!

Man jailed after nude photo posted on MySpace
Anthony Daniel Rich Jr. didn’t get mad when his girlfriend dumped him, he got even by hacking into her MySpace page and posting her nude photo. Just one problem, though, with this brilliant plan: the girl was under 18 -- which made Rich an instant child pornographer. Vengeful? Yes. Smart? Not so much.