August 30, 2006 | Funny Bits

Two heads not better than one

When it comes to cock we say the more the merrier, but an Indian man born with two dicks says he wants to have one of the matching pair removed surgically so that he can marry and have a "normal" sex life. 

The 24-year-old admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital last week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, according the the Times of India. There are about 100  medically reported cases of diphallus around the world.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both penises are equally well-formed and great care has to be taken to ensure that a healthy blood supply continues to flow to the lucky penis that doesn't get the axe.

We wonder how he'll decide which one to sacrifice. And wouldn't it just be easier to find a wife  who's into double penetrations?

• Are you sure you want to remove that? [Yahoo News]