June 16, 2005 | Funny Bits

Man self-Bobbits, kills

A demented German man used a bread knife to cut off his own penis, which he threw down at his wife's feet before cutting her throat.

A court in Kassel,  Germany, heard Tuesday that the man thought his wife was too sexually demanding and so he became frustrated. While his severed dick was stitched back on, the woman did not survive.

Defence and prosecution agreed that he should receive psychiatric treatment. Well, duh.

• German snips off penis, kills 'nympho' wife [MWEB News]