Get ready to see a lot more of Donald Trump ... and we mean A LOT more! He'll soon be appearing in a gay porn parody being made by NakedSword.
Of course, the good news is that it won't actually be the real Trump stripping down and getting it on. Phew!
The parody will be based on a best-selling erotic novella by Elijah Daniel called Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy.
In the story, Trump seduces a Trump Hotel worker.
“[Trump is] the opposite of anything that should have to do with sex,” Daniel explained. “Putting him in uncomfortable sexual settings just makes me laugh. Like when kids swear. It’s cheap comedy, but it makes me laugh.”
Daniel, a comic, said he initially joked about the book on Twitter, but got such a positive response to the idea that he decided to actually write it. It only took him four hours and four bottles of wine to complete. It was released in January and sold out in 48 hours on Amazon.
From the book:
“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity.”
“His oily orange skin glistening in the sunlight as if he were a soggy cheeto, his hair unkept and messy, like a gorgeous rat’s nest. He was beautiful.”
And, “I had to admit it, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton Jello body.”
(Did you just throw-up a little, too?)
No one has been cast in the lead role, but if NakedSword is going for accuracy it'll need to be someone with a big ego and a very small penis.
The film will be released July 4.