April 10, 2013 | Sex & Society

Caught driving with his stick shift out

The former Mount Carmel, Tennessee Vice-Mayor, William Blakely (pictured), was arrested and charged with indecent exposure this week. He was caught - get this - while allegedly masturbating out his car window while driving 90 mph. How is that even possible?

Apparently this isn't the first time he's done it, with several complaints being made by female drivers who have witnessed his reckless driving and fast-moving penis.

In this latest incident, three women came forward to complain.

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]. He was masturbating," said one witness. "[A]nd that's when it got really, really bad."

That can only mean he had some sort of transmission leak.

To get a driver's attention, Blakely would wave and honk and expose his chest. He would then ask her to do the same. How he then angled himself, while still driving, for the money shot is anyone's guess.

Sadly, for Blakely, things did not appear larger in the rear view mirror.