December 8, 2012 | Other News

The man with an elephant's cock

Meet Big Eddie. He's an escort who is getting a lot of attention lately.

First of all he's extremely muscular. In fact, his muscles have muscles! But it's the thing swinging between his legs that has most people talking.

In one of his ads he claimed to be "aggressive, always hard and horny,' while boasting a 12" long and 12" round (you read that right!) "vascular rock hard monstercock." More recently he promised "no bull shit if you need serious 12x12 alpha male monstercock full of cum." 

That's a lot of man meat! So of course, we had to take a look! (And sadly cannot erase the image from our minds!)