August 25, 2012 | Sex & Society

Anti-gay minister found guilty of wanking in public

Grant Storms, a Louisiana-based Christian pastor who has repeatedly attacked the gay community, was convicted of obscenity this week after being caught masturbating at a public park last year.

Calling himself a "Christian patriot," Storms has been a vocal opponent of the New Orleans' annual Southern Decadence festival, in the French Quarter.

If only he had joined the Southern Decadence street party, having his dick out in public would not have been a problem. But he chose to do it while sitting in a van across from a park, near a children's playground.

Storms was sentenced to three years of probation, as he has no  criminal history. Hopefully this will shut him up for good.