December 4, 2007 | Sex & Society

Airline accused of anti-straight bias

Those intrepid individuals from the American Family Association (AFA) have discovered another part of our secret homosexual agenda for world domination: reduced airfares for gay people. They claim that Alaska Airlines is offering special deals for anyone who is not "sexually normal."

 "Quietly and with no fanfare, Alaska and Horizon Airlines are offering travel specials that are only available to gays, lesbians and transgendered individuals," they stated on their website. "Ordinary heterosexuals? Well, you're just out of luck."

The airline was promoting a gay and lesbian micro-site when the "deal" was sent out to employees via e-mail. "When one employee complained that this was "reverse discrimination," since there is no "micro-website" for heterosexuals, or for Blacks or Hispanics for that matter, the employee was informed that it made no difference to corporate officials because the LGBT community represents a "gigantic profitable segment of the market."

Wait until they find out that we get free desserts at Denny's; then the shit will really hit the fan.