August 30, 2007 | Celeb Watch

You like him... you really like him

In our most recent poll you said you would rather spend seven minutes making out with Justin Timberlake than Brad Pitt. We were a little shocked, but Britney and Cameron would be tickled pink knowing that there former beau is a certified BananaGuide hottie... if they were gay... and liked porn... and read this site, that is. 

Born way back in 1981, in Memphis, Tennessee, Justin came into his own as lead singer for the boyband N'Sync. Queer? No, but we all know how lonely traveling on a tour bus must be. And he has played gay; he appeared as a young Sir Elton John in the music video "This Train Don't Stop There Any More."

We'll give you this: he is cute!  

 
What exactly is he hiding under those sheets?

 
Think he'll let us play with his squirt gun?

Hmmmm, one sock or two today?

 
Justin consoles his best friend shortly after dumping Britney.