August 8, 2007 | Sex & Society

Rep. Bob Allen blames "the big black man"

Remember Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen? He's the Republican accused of offering to suck off an undercover cop, allegedly offering the officer $20 for the privilege. Well, he's had his chance to tell his side of the story, revealing that he can now add racist to his DList entry.

"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," claimed Allen in a taped statement to police. Allen felt he "was about to be a statistic" and, fearing for his life, was willing to offer anything to get away safely. 

"I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it." Right ... and BananaGuide isn't here to help you splooge all over yourself. No, not all.