July 8, 2007 | Celeb Watch

Jessica wants cock, Justin for 50 Cents, LaBeouf transforms

Jessice Alba has said what we were all thinking: where's the beef? The "Fantastic Four" actress thinks that if men's rags can show women's titties, then women's mags should start showing some dick. How about we start with her sizzling hot co-star, Chris Evans?

50 Cent and Justin Timberlake have joined forces to celebrate porn! They're completing a new single, currently called "Ayo Technology" (previously "Ayo Pornography")  expressing their desires to get some live action from porn starlettes. "I'm tired of using technology, why don't you sit down on top of me?" Justin asks at one point. Somehow we find it hard to believe JT would have any trouble getting laid ... 

 
Shia LaBoeuf is all grown up and looking good. He started as a geeky kid on The Disney Channel's "Even Stevens," but has since blossomed into one the hottest young actors today. He currently appears in the summer blockbuster "Transformers" and the cult thriller "Disturbia." Next years he's slated to co-star with Harrison Ford in "Indiana Jones 4." We'll follow Shia's treasure trail any day.