October 26, 2017 | Hotties

Check out these Halloweenie hunks!

There's less than a week before Halloween, so you better figure out what you're going to wear. If you're not sure, we've got a few fabulous ideas for you. 

Someone's feeling horny!

Captain America always works out before putting his pants on!

Is that a pitchfork in your undies or are you just happy to see me?

Who knew Egyptian gods were so well hung?

Cocked and loaded!

It's true: mermen love watersports!

Bob's costume was just a little too convincing!

Someone dresses to the left.
 

It's Batman and Robin doing their impression of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

I'll make that glass slipper fit if it's the last thing I do!

There's always at least one dick at the party.

And you can always dress like your favorite website!