November 16, 2007 | Porn Stars

He-e-e-e-r's Johnny...

Move over Matt Damon, there's another magazine coverboy making gays all goosebumpy. It's Johnny Castle, voted Men Magazine's Man of the Year. He's attractive. He's got a great body. And he likes to show off his dick. All admirable qualities, we agree.

Here's the rub: Johnny is straight. And though we think straight men can be hot, we're a little confused about why a gay magazine wouldn't give this title to an actual gay performer. And this is not the first time Men opted for gay for pay, as the same title was handed out to fellow vajayjay lovers Mark Dalton and Zeb Atlas.

Can't guys who take it up the butt be hot too? We like to think so. Of course, we'll still check out Johnny's sweet body, but you'll have to twist our rubber arm first...

See, Johnny... all mouths feel the same when you close your eyes.

Yikes. That's the worst case of blue ball we've ever seen.

 One day this look will be all the rage.