August 18, 2016 | Funny Bits

Athlete's penis poses problem in poll vaulting

On rare occasions, having a penis can be a problem.

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita saw his Olympic dreams shattered because of his poorly placed bulge.

Pow! Right in the penis

Perhaps certain athletes should do what drag queens do and tuck!

Of course, penises have a tendency to pop up now and again, and that is certainly the case at the Olympics.

In 2012, bronze medal winning rower Henrik Rummel was forced to clarify whether or not he had an erection on the podium.

"This is me and I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go," he posted on Reddit.

Still, we think men's packages are the highlight of the games and should get more coverage from the main stream press. Who cares about medals when you can stare at athletic bulges all day!