Gay escorts raking it in during Republican convention

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July 22, 2016 | Sex & Society

Gay escorts raking it in during Republican convention

Although most businesses in Cleveland have been complaining that they've seen no benefit from having the Republican convention in town, male escorts seem to be doing quite well.

“Business has been way better. I’ve seen 10 clients so far,” one male escort said. “Most of them were first-timers. You could tell they were nervous, but once they became more comfortable, they seemed to be having a good time.”

“I normally only make $200 to $300, but I’ve been seeing lots of guys in hotels downtown,” another said, adding that he had already pulled in $1,600 since Monday.

“The Republicans have a lot of delegates in the closet, let’s put it that way," a third escort remarked.

But get this: female escorts are not doing such great business.

“Has business been better for me? Honestly, no,” one woman admitted.

GOP should be renamed the CGOP: Closeted Gay Old Party.