February 25, 2016 | Sex & Society

UK: Shaman takes on developers for destroying gay saunas

Gay SaunaThe gay community in the UK has called upon some very powerful help in its battle against developers who are closing bathhouses to make room for straight bars and cafes.

Supporters of the recently closed Chariot’s in Shoreditch, England, gathered with a green-clad shaman in order to cast a spell that would turn the developers' offspring gay for the next 13 generations.
 
The ceremony included a 'magic potion,' a mixture of glitter and human semen.
 
"Queer ancestors come forth," the shaman chanted as he spilled the potion. "Stand strong beside us. Banish this evil from time and space.
 
"We’re cursing the descendants of these property developers to be queer for 13 generations – only for us to be queer is a blessing – so this is really just a blessing on this space, to make it sacred."
 
Because when you want to make a point, you call in the mystics with the sparkly cum.

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