Review date: April 2022
The fantasy of seducing a proselytizing pair of young men who knock on the front door has been played out in gay porn time and again. Missionary Boys (formerly Mormon Boyz) goes way beyond, portraying the made-in-America religion as a man-on-man sex cult centered on bringing wholesome young men into the priesthood via a series of sexual rites.
The biggest negative is the relentless upsells to other porn memberships in the Say Uncle network and to other sites.
Tour
The Missionary Boys tour gives you an idea of exactly what to expect from the site: an explicit collection of a highly sexualized and fantastical version of Mormon practices, with young Mormon men going through a series of rituals to receive their "priesthood authority" (right up to their "ordination by insemination"). The tour allows you to browse through all the content of the site, but you can only watch two free preview clips per day.
Be aware of the pre-checked cross-sell to another site on the sign-up page.
Usability
When you log in you are first greeted with a page with ads for the Say Uncle network as well as other websites. The whole point of the website seems to be to get you to upgrade to SayUncle.com. To just view your content, click "Browse" and "My Content"
Once you're on the "My Content" page, all the scenes are there; you can scroll down to browse through the inventory which will refresh older scenes as you scroll down. There doesn't seem to be a way to skip pages and easily dig deep into the catalog.
The boys' stories are laid out chapter by chapter, so you can follow your favorite elder's journey. Each individual video page has a text description which is so detailed it could stand on its own as an erotic story.
Streaming options appear at the bottom right hand corner of the video. The download options are right below the video. There is no search box and no topical tags on the site, which would be good addition.
The Men and the Action
Missionary Boys is one of the most imaginative gay porn sites out there. The young college-age guys who play the "Boys" are exceptionally cute, creamy, and natural looking, and the "Men" are sexy hunks and daddies of various ages.
The rituals have the ring of truth to them because they mimic the roles of the church: priests, bishops and patriarchs all play their perverted parts. And of course, there are the fresh and creamy young Mormon Boys (the "elders") themselves, each with a story of his own
In the process they have a lot of sex with each other and with "members" of the Church leadership. You will find "Elder on Elder" scenes, and scenes where the boys are seduced by authority figures. There are very detailed scene descriptions, so there's lots of fuel for fantasy here.
Video Details
The video quality is generally very good, with a clear, crisp picture. The variety and type of camera shots, angles and closeups could use some improvement, although the videos are staged in beautiful settings. We'd like to see the cameras move around the models more to capture more of these young guys' gorgeous creamy skin and natural physiques.
The site updates with a new video each week and there are a total of over 644; however some of these are divided up into parts 1 and 2, with the more hardcore action saved for part 2. This ends up being a somewhat artificial division of one video shoot into two sessions, each around 20 minutes long.
MP4 downloads and streams are available in three or four qualities, the best of which are high-definition. The majority (since April, 2014) have a top size of 1920x1080 pixels; older ones have a top size of 1280x720 pixels.
Screens: The site works well on phones and tablets. Since the majority of videos are available as HD downloads, they can be enjoyed on large screens.
Image and Other Content
Each video is accompanied by a image set of 30 to 50 pictures; more recent ones are 1280x720 video captures; older ones are 960x540. There's a slideshow option, but no zip files.
Summing Up
Missionary Boys is an excellent choice if you are turned on by the fantasy of clean-cut, wholesome young men discovering their sexuality with each other and their religious superiors. This fresh pool of college age models is really cute and the video quality, site design and overall concept is clever and innovative and the detailed stories on each boy are a great bonus. Just be ready to deal with the upsells of SayUncle.com, and you'll be home free in Mormon Boy Land.
30 day: $29.95 (rebills @ $29.95)
Quality | 29/33 |
Quantity | 18/20 |
Personality | 5/5 |
Video Options | 4/6 |
Updates | 4/6 |
Content | 59/70 |
Tour | 4/5 |
Usability | 9/15 |
Fairness | 2/5 |
Value | 4/5 |
User-friendly | 19/30 |
Condoms: No
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Memberships
30 day: $29.95
(rebills @ $29.95)
Billed as:
EPOCH chargedmed
Missionary Boys is operated by Charged Media LLC and has been online since 2010.
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