Review date: April 2018
The fantasy of seducing a proselytizing pair of young men who knock on the front door has been played out in gay porn time and again. Missionary Boyz (formerly Mormon Boyz) goes way beyond, portraying the made-in-America religion as a man-on-man sex cult centered on bringing wholesome young men into the priesthood via a series of sexual rites. The rituals have the ring of truth to them because they mimic the roles of the church: priests, bishops and patriarchs all play their perverted parts. And of course, there are the fresh and creamy young Mormon Boyz (the "elders") themselves, each with a story of his own -- all taking place in high-definition video.
The "About" page of the Missionary Boyz tour gives a detailed description of a highly sexualized and fantastic version of Mormon practices, particularly the series of sex rituals a young Mormon male must go through to receive his "priesthood authority" (right up to his "ordination by insemination"). The tour homepage has an index for the "Boys" and for the "Men," along with detailed descriptions. The only free clip is the highlight trailer on the main page, but each update is accompanied by a small image gallery to showcase the models -- and the hunks and daddies that "initiate" them.
Be aware of the pre-checked cross-sell to another site on the sign-up page.
The site is simple to get around; the homepage highlights recent updates and you can either continue to page through the inventory from there, or go into the "Boys" or the "Men" directory to look through the alphabetical index for a specific model. The boys' stories are laid out chapter by chapter, so you can follow your favorite elder's journey. Each individual video page has a text description which is so detailed it could stand on its own as an erotic story. The video streaming option appears as "Watch Now" right under the scene title; the download options appear below the description and the image gallery follows.
There is no search or topical tags on the site, which would be good addition. As well, while in the video index you can only jump forward a max of four pages at a time. Finally, there are upsells to other sites within the members' area of Missionary Boyz, including a large pop-over that may greet you when you log in.
The Men and the Action
Missionary Boyz is one of the most imaginative gay porn sites out there. The young college-age guys who play the "Boyz" are exceptionally cute, creamy, and natural looking, and the "Men" are sexy hunks and daddies of various ages. The episodes all have to do with young, innocent and very horny guys who have been sent out into the world on their two year mission to recruit new members.
In the process they have a lot of sex with each other and with "members" of the Church leadership. Mostly it's "Elder to Elder" ("elders" are actually young men, by the way) but quite regularly the Mormon boys are seduced by authority figures (not unlike some other religions, except everyone's an adult and it's all consensual). There are very detailed descriptions of each of the boys in the model index, in addition to descriptions of the videos, so there's lots of fuel for fantasy here.
The video quality is generally very good, with a clear, crisp picture. The variety and type of camera shots, angles and closeups could use some improvement, although the videos are staged in beautiful settings. We'd like to see the cameras move around the models more to capture more of these young guys' gorgeous creamy skin and natural physiques.
The site updates with a new video twice a week and there are a total of over 476; however some of these are divided up into parts 1 and 2, with the more hardcore action saved for part 2. This ends up being a somewhat artificial division of one video shoot into two sessions, each around 20 minutes long.
MP4 downloads are available in three or four qualities, the best of which are high-definition. The majority (since April, 2014) have a top size of 1920x1080 pixels; older ones have a top size of 1280x720 pixels.
The MP4s will also stream in an embedded player, showing at a default size of 640x360 pixels; you can toggle to a higher quality "HD" option which looks pretty good upsized to full screen.
Screens: The site works well on phones and tablets. Since the majority of videos are available as HD downloads, they can be enjoyed on large screens.
Image and Other Content
Each video is accompanied by a image set of 30 to 50 pictures; more recent ones are 1280x720 video captures; older ones are 960x540. There's a slideshow option, but no zip files.
Missionary Boyz is an excellent choice if you are turned on by the fantasy of clean-cut, wholesome young men discovering their sexuality with each other and their religious superiors. This fresh pool of college age models is really cute and the video quality, site design and overall concept is clever and innovative and the detailed stories on each boy are a great bonus. Just be aware of the pre-checked trial membership for another site when you become a member, and you'll be home free in Mormon Boy Land.
30 day: $27.95 $17.87 (rebills @ $17.87) Conditions
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30 day: $27.95 $17.87
(rebills @ $17.87)
Missionary Boyz is operated by Charged Media LLC and has been online since 2010.