February 22, 2013 | Porn Stars

Donny Wright visits real fire station to play with hose

You've may have heard about a 27-year-old man caught masturbating in a Louisville, KY fire station a few days ago.

After news reports came out about the incident, gay porn fans quickly identified the wanker as Donny Wright . He was arrested after allegedly breaking a window at the firehouse, slipping inside and then masturbating over some fireman gear. Even when firefighter Michael Davenport walked in on him in the locker room, Wright just kept on working his own hose.

"He continued his lewd act and that's when I grabbed him by his shirt and drug him out," Davenport said.

Police arrested Wright, and said he was intoxicated at the time. When they asked him why he did it, he replied: “Because I wanted to.”

First, a note to Donny Wright: if you ever have the urge again you are free to come and do it in our office. We'll even get fire hats and axes for the occassion. 

But is Donny Wright really responsible for his actions? No! And we know who truly deserves the blame (find out after the jump) ...

Fire stations have become muscle filled wonderlands where an orgy can break out at any time. Men play with their hoses, spend hours upon hours away from their wives and girlfriends, and shower - naked! - together. It's like Disneyland for horned up gay men, especially anyone with a thing for uniforms and heroes.

So can we really blame Wright for his (alleged) transgression, what with all this temptation?

This guy is to blame for looking so hot!

And this guy is certainly to blame for having such a  huge hose!

These three are to blame for causing spontaneous combustions in people's pants!

And these guys look like they just stepped out of a porn. Blame!

Of course, some of the blame belongs to porn as well. Who wouldn't assume the local firehouse is a den of gay sex after watching some of these? 

Hell, even Donny's co-stars from Men.com are to blame!

Okay, so none of these defenses will actually hold up in court. The guy was obviously completely out of it and he'll have to face the legal consequences. Then he can star in a porn based on the incident. 

To see Donny Wright doing what obviously comes naturally, check out his scenes here!