October 16, 2012 | Celeb Watch

Justin Bieber's naked, uncut cock?

Probably not.

Last week, Justin Bieber (who is 18 and therefore fair game)  tweeted that someone had stolen his laptop. "I had a lot of personal footage on that computer and camera and that is what bothers me the most," he wrote, "sucks when u take personal footage and people dont respect your privacy."

Days later the picture below started circulating on the Web. Could it be the Bieb's juicy, uncut cock? 

There's been much speculation as to whether the theft was real or part of a publicity stunt. Bieber has been know to pull pranks and has been a guest host on Punkd. The theft and picture also coincided with the release of a new video for "Beauty and a Beat," featuring Nicki Minaj. But Bieber's publicist insisted over the weekend that the theft really did occur. 

As to the veracity of the naked image, legions of Beliebers quickly debunked it:  the bird tattoo is not an exact match and, apparently, there's just no way that's a Bieber belly button. Guess we'll have to wait a while longer for the JB sex tape, hopefully before he's Hulk Hogan's age.