April 14, 2012 | Celeb Watch

Scissor Sisters' Jake Shears cast in porn flick?

No. Not really. This week a story - a mention really - surfaced on Queer Porn Nation that Jake Shears, lead male vocalist of Scissor Sisters, would be appearing in a porn film directed by Chi Chi LaRue. Ever vigilant in its quest for truth in porn, The Sword went to unprecedented heights (or depths) in sarcasm - three separate blog posts - to mercilessly put Queer Porn Nation in its place. Turns out QPN took porn newcomer Jimmy Fanz to be Jake Shears - even though they don't look the least bit alike. Embarassing.

Though you won't be seeing Shears in a porno any time soon, Scissor Sisters has released their new single,"Only the Horses," from their upcoming album, Magic Hour.  Enjoy, and forget about all this misktaken identity silliness.