December 31, 2011 | Sex Life

Bottoming destroys the soul

Paul Angelo, the self-styled Miami Gay Matchmaker, is calling on gay men over 40 to give up anal-intercourse for 60 days. He promised that those men who do will have better self esteem.

Receptive anal sex, he explains, puts a bottom in a submissive position in order to be pleasured. This, in turn, confuses the brain. (Apparently, giving a blow job has no problematic side-effects, aside from penis breath.)

"From Neuro-linguistic programming (NLP), we know that a person's thinking is strongly influenced by his body position," Angelo said. "The fastest way to increase satisfaction and self-esteem is to align the thinking with the position/movement of the body, commonly referred to as a mind-body connection. This is often achieved through physical exercise, meditation and affirmations.

"When the body performs activities that are not in congruence with the beliefs and logic of the brain, conflict is created and with each repetition of the act, self-esteem of the person is reduced."

Receiving cock, he says, is a female thing. Women are, we are to assume, submissive to men. A man taking cock, when he should be performing more masculine acts, suffers some sort of erosion of his masculinity. Seriously, we are not making this up.

"If you were to put all gay men together in a big warehouse and place the 'bottoms' on the left and the 'tops' on the right, you'd start seeing negative consequences of the anal sex play out in real life for the bottoms such as: disrespect for their general health, failure at work, failure in love and relationships." adds Angelo.

Has anyone seen this guy's meds?

Urgent 60-Day Moratorium On Anal Intercourse For Gay Men Over 40 [SF Gate]