April 10, 2010 | Sex Life

Suppressing the gag reflex

Is your boyfriend too big? Are you a size queen with a narrow throat? Are you so new to sucking cock that even the smallest dick gives you trouble? Well, have we got a product for you!

It's called 'Comfortably Numb' and it's a "flavored desensitizing spray specially formulated to reduce the discomfort associated with oral sex." The product promises to mildly numb the back of your throat "to suppress [your] gag reflex and prevent discomfort."

Tasting of spearmint, you'll also avoid that annoying penis breath. Sweet.

Still you can save the $8.46 and just practice, practice, practice!