December 2, 2009 | Celeb Watch

Gyllenhaal and Maguire: Brother vs. brother

In the new movie 'Brothers,' Natalie Portman is faced with a very tough choice -- Jake Gyllenhaal or Tobey Maguire?

Maguire plays her husband, a soldier who everyone thinks was killed while serving in the Middle East. Gyllenhaal plays Maguire's brother, who comforts Portman and her daughters; the two fall in love.

But nothing in movie-land is ever easy. Maguire is very much alive, though post-traumatic stress disorder has given him a bit more edge than anyone can handle. What's a woman to do? Take back your mentally unstable husband, the father of your children, or the new love of your life who helped you move on? Isn't it obvious she should pick the one with the biggest cock?

Tobey and Jake