November 19, 2009 | Porn Stars

Mason Wyler: porn's biggest drama queen?

Mason Wyler wears his heart on his sleeve or, more accurately, on his blog.

The latest: Mason does not like a man named Zane (a model from ChaosMen) very much. Actually, we think the word hate might be more appropriate! He once had a thing for Zane. They met. They fucked. Mason took the allegedly broke Zane into his home. And then the love affair ended ... badly. Go figure.

On his blog, Mason wrote that " [Zane] finished every sentence with "You know what I'm sayin" and the only things he really cared to talk about were the drugs that he claimed he wasn't doing anymore and how his looks made him superior to everyone else. ... And I'm 99% sure he hid drugs in his anal cavity. He would lock himself in the bathroom for hours at a time to shit out the drugs and snort them... Or he had really bad allergies that left behind a white, powdery, crystal-like residue all over my bathroom counter and that were only triggered during really long dumps. You decide."

Mason also accused Zane of having some serious anger issues and a racist bent. "I told him his racist rant and remarks made him sound dumb. And then an explosion ensued. ... A beer mug was flung at my face with great velocity. Fortunately he missed and it just shattered into a million little pieces against the back wall of a very busy restaurant. The place went dead silent..."

Well!

But it's not all bad news in Mason's life. He confessed earlier this week to creating the best little gay whore house in Texas. He described how he now lives in a house full of sluts - including his ex boyfriend - with each guy hornier than the last. (But none as horny as he!) Fun! Though with all that queer ego in one space -- plus Mason the drama-magnet -- you know there's going to be trouble!

We think Mason needs a nice vacation away from all the drama he's creating in his life. Sip some tea. Watch a sunset. Curl up to a marathon of 'Murder, She Wrote.' Life doesn't always have to be a soap opera.

On the other hand, no one -- including BananaGuide -- is going to blog about that.