December 17, 2008 | The Biz

The price of a porn star dream

Ricky Sinz -- just hearing his name makes us hard as hell -- is looking to help some lucky SOB into the world of porn. Tired of wannabes whining about getting into the industry, he has put out a challenge to find some well-hung unknown to work with him and his company.

"We are currently holding auditions for tattooed bad boys who want to literally fuck the world one hole at a time," Ricky wrote on his blog. "You want fame, fortune, and your dreams to come true? Here is your chance to make it happen."

You'll need to do some work first, though. Individuals have to submit 20 to 50 pictures and a 20 minute jerk-off video. If Ricky likes it, he'll post it and that could lead to a paid shoot in his next video.

"We'll work with your limits. We will fly you in to Chicago or Philly for the hardcore shoot or we can even come to you and line up a female to shoot with ... what ever is easiest," he added.

Ewwww, boobies! Seems the site Ricky is working on, holeandaheartbeat.com, is dedicated to straight tattooed men (though we're sure one or two of you could easily hold your own on the site).

Still interested? You can contact Ricky at rickysinzxxx@yahoo.com to let him know. But remember, breasts and vajayjays may be involved.