May 7, 2008 | Studio Flixxx

A rose by any other name ...

Chicago-based Big Dik Factory understands some people may raise a stink about its latest flick, "I Never Promised You A Rose Garden," but they feel it's time for a new fetish to take center stage in gay porn: farts.

The studio is offering a rip roaring good time with "super hot jock Joe Fartanello." Director Toby Ross, says this first DVD is currently in production, but promises the video will not be just a “fart marathon,” saying “That shit could kill you.

“We have a gay kid who is in love with the hetero college prankster," Ross says. "The prankster wants nothing to do with our gay boy until one day, he cuts a deal with him. ‘You can suck me as long as I can fart while you do that,’ so it happens, and as the action goes on and the prankster cuts the cheese while being sucked, they both get engulfed in the raunchiness of this trip but from two different perspectives.

"I am into the psychological aspect of sex. Besides, we are based in Chicago," Ross added. "They don’t call it the Windy City for nothing."

Imagine the poor cameraman hired to film the damn thing. Can you even shoot quality porn with a gas mask on?