January 15, 2008 | Sex Life

Just not feeling fresh... down there

Do you suffer from Male Genital Odor (MGO)? Will no amount of scrubbing rid your cock of that fishy smell? Or do you need a quick spritz of Febreze before your partner will even discuss a blowjob?

Apparently enough men struggle each day with stinky penis syndrome that the good folks at Synerfied Healthcare have developed a cream that promises to leave your dick smelling swell. NodorO™ is part antifungal, part deodorant, and the company promises their product will leave you odor free in 2 days.

And don't worry about your secret getting out. NodorO™ is shipped anonymously and billed to your credit card discreetly. Phew!

The president of the company? Well, he's a customer, too! Dominic Adams suffered from MGO since he was a teenager. "I could not imagine my sexual life without NodorO™ anymore. I have no more fears of repulsing my partner due to bad genital odors. For anyone who has ever dealt with MGO, it is a miracle cream. I went from being embarrassed because of the smell to being proud and confident." 

One day you too shall shout: "I SMELL PERFECT!" Well, that's what the website says...