October 29, 2007 | Sex Life

A sex toy classic

The Russians call it Фаллоимитатор (try to pronounce that one!) or "phallic imitator," whereas our good friends the Welsh refer to it as a cala goeg, or "fake penis." In English we simply call it a dildo.

This sexual stimulator is nothing new. Archaeologists claim they may have even existed since the Upper Paleolithic period, where large batons were considered to be part of erotic play and expression. In fact, the oldest known dildo dates back 28,000 years and was found in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Germany. So the clubs cavemen carried were just big butt plugs? Hot!

Originally made of stone or wood, dildoes are now molded from silicone rubber into almost any shape, color, or texture imaginable. Some Japanese manufacturers have even made them look like animals or cartoon characters to bypass certain obscenity laws (although getting fucked by Hello Kitty is not our idea of fun.)

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Perfect for gay vegetarians!

 
Dick was extremely popular at the bathhouse.

We always assumed the Greeks were size queens!