May 26, 2021 | Hotties

A cheeky look at some summer hotties

Summer is just around the corner, but for many of us the warmer weather has already arrived. As parts of the world begin to open up, we can start to plan for hot days at our favorite beaches and pools!

Here's some of what we can all look forward to ...

Budgie smuggler? He has the whole flock crammed in there!

Those cheeks have NEVER seen the sun before.

"I know the keys are in there somewhere."

All a bird watcher needs is a pair of binoculars and some Viagra.

They loved to shop nude, but avoided the frozen food aisle at all costs. 

Dad always said to never, EVER pick up a hitch hiker ... but there are always exceptions!

It only took five days and 77 bottles of beer to finally fill the pool.

For some reason, no one ever complained when Jesse played hacky sack naked.

More men need to wear their tighty whities to the beach!

The Boy Who Laid a Soccer Ball.

Even the Easter Bunny has been working on his beach body.

"Yep, feels like a no-pants kinda day!"

Tesla hopes to lure gay buyers with its new dick shift cars.

It's about time they updated the Coppertone ad.

And there's nothing quite like a rim job from the ocean ...